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ICE working hard everyday to keep Americans Safe

Updated: Mar 8




Lets pretend that ICE was a large company like amazon and flip the numbers abit:

This is a parody so don't get your panties in a bunch.

Average day for an large American company.

4000 lbs. of coffee are consumed.

87 CEO's pass out behind their desks from a rough night of drinking.

$4.93 Million dollars are spent in the soda machines.

6 Workers slip and fall.

248 restrooms stalls run out of toilet paper and result in having to ask the neighbor to spare a square.

335 useless meetings are held.

509 lunches run overtime but get counted as a moral booster.

12 worthless coworkers are finally fired.

and

3.26M useless files added to the overloaded "Share Drive"


Thank You ICE for all your hard work we appreciate all you do.


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