• mansikkatj

ICE working hard everyday to keep Americans Safe

Updated: Mar 7, 2021

Lets pretend that ICE was a large company like amazon and flip the numbers abit:

This is a parody so don't get your panties in a bunch.

Average day for an large American company.

4000 lbs. of coffee are consumed.

87 CEO's pass out behind their desks from a rough night of drinking.

$4.93 Million dollars are spent in the soda machines.

6 Workers slip and fall.

248 restrooms stalls run out of toilet paper and result in having to ask the neighbor to spare a square.

335 useless meetings are held.

509 lunches run overtime but get counted as a moral booster.

12 worthless coworkers are finally fired.


3.26M useless files added to the overloaded "Share Drive"

Thank You ICE for all your hard work we appreciate all you do.

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