ICE working hard everyday to keep Americans Safe
Updated: Mar 8
Lets pretend that ICE was a large company like amazon and flip the numbers abit:
This is a parody so don't get your panties in a bunch.
Average day for an large American company.
4000 lbs. of coffee are consumed.
87 CEO's pass out behind their desks from a rough night of drinking.
$4.93 Million dollars are spent in the soda machines.
6 Workers slip and fall.
248 restrooms stalls run out of toilet paper and result in having to ask the neighbor to spare a square.
335 useless meetings are held.
509 lunches run overtime but get counted as a moral booster.
12 worthless coworkers are finally fired.
3.26M useless files added to the overloaded "Share Drive"
Thank You ICE for all your hard work we appreciate all you do.